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Someone sent me this absolute masterpiece of corporate communication, and I genuinely haven’t laughed this hard since the time I tried to...

A while back, I had a five-panel Zoom interview. Five people. All their cameras off. I log in, dressed like a budget morning show host —...

Recently, I started playing a game on my Zoom interviews called “Guess the Next Question” — Bonus Points Edition. Let’s be honest: job...

My email inbox is starting to look less like a professional communication hub and more like a tragic collection of love letters from HR....

Every time I turn on the TV before I even open my eyes fully, I’m greeted with the same negative news soundtrack: “BREAKING: Everything...

I feel like the only ones checking in on me in the mornings are Office Depot and Domino’s Pizza. You know, just two loyal corporate pen...

I’m sitting here at the kitchen table drinking a coffee that tasted like it just got rejected from its dream job at Starbucks. You know...

The other day, one of my friends invited me over to his place to finally meet his new girlfriend. He said, “Come hang out! We’ll do a...

This morning I made a noble, focused decision: I would go to Walmart and grab only one thing. One thing! A single, disciplined mission. I...

I just read a story from The New York Times that made me spit out my coffee (and almost my will to live). Apparently, the number of job...

Let me tell you a story. It started like every great modern love story: with an email notification from Karen in HR. Karen. The name...

Last night, I sat on my couch at 2 a.m., eating cereal straight out of the box, wondering if my life choices were sponsored by the word...

I have this sneaky suspicion — no, actually, I’m almost certain — that all the HR Managers who recently added me on LinkedIn are secretly...

A while back, a career coach slid into my DMs with the enthusiasm of a Labrador puppy who just discovered a tennis ball. They promised...

It’s like every single morning I open my feed and get greeted by that one beautiful girl holding a glass of wine at 8 a.m. with the...

Have you ever sworn that tomorrow would be the day you finally turn your life around? You go to bed at 2 a.m. (after watching conspiracy...

After 380 interviews — yes, you read that right, three hundred and eighty — I was finally hired. The confetti cannons went off in my...

This morning I saw a post from a beautiful girl in her pajamas, hair perfectly “messy” in that “I spent $200 on texturizing spray to look...

To all the employed, unemployed, funemployed, self-employed, underemployed, and “somehow mysteriously employed but still confused how”...

I’m sitting here at the kitchen table this morning, drinking coffee that tastes like it was brewed with old gym socks and existential...