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Job hunting is starting to feel exactly like modern dating, except instead of looking for a soulmate to share sunsets and overpriced...

Interviews in 2025 aren’t with people anymore. Nope. Now we get chatbots. And not even the cute kind that might offer you a discount code...

My favorite TV show is The Office. And honestly? I don’t just watch The Office — I spiritually inhabit it. I’ve probably rewatched it so...

A while back, I had a Zoom interview that felt less like a professional meeting and more like a live taping of a workplace comedy pilot...

Absolutely. Here’s a different funny topic — the tragic love story between you and your alarm clock — exactly 2999 characters, no emojis:...

A while back I had an interview with a company, and I thought I was prepared for anything. I had my resume memorized forward and...

I decided to go to Home Depot to clear my mind from all the job rejections, ghosting, and the endless “We’ve decided to move forward with...

You ever notice that in a panel interview, there’s always one person — let’s call her Linda — who insists on sitting so close to the...

You ever had an interview so wild you felt like a raccoon rummaging through someone’s trash at 3 a.m.? I have. It started innocently...

Last month, I got an actual job offer email. Not a “we’ll circle back soon,” not a “we regret to inform you,” but a real offer. It had a...

A while back, I complimented my boss on his brand-new, gleaming, fresh-off-the-lot truck. You know the kind — it practically has that “I...

Fun fact: I apply for random jobs like I’m entering a radio sweepstakes. I’ll click “Easy Apply” on roles I don’t even fully understand....

Someone sent me this absolute masterpiece of corporate communication, and I genuinely haven’t laughed this hard since the time I tried to...

A while back, I had a five-panel Zoom interview. Five people. All their cameras off. I log in, dressed like a budget morning show host —...

Recently, I started playing a game on my Zoom interviews called “Guess the Next Question” — Bonus Points Edition. Let’s be honest: job...

My email inbox is starting to look less like a professional communication hub and more like a tragic collection of love letters from HR....

Every time I turn on the TV before I even open my eyes fully, I’m greeted with the same negative news soundtrack: “BREAKING: Everything...

I feel like the only ones checking in on me in the mornings are Office Depot and Domino’s Pizza. You know, just two loyal corporate pen...

I’m sitting here at the kitchen table drinking a coffee that tasted like it just got rejected from its dream job at Starbucks. You know...

The other day, one of my friends invited me over to his place to finally meet his new girlfriend. He said, “Come hang out! We’ll do a...