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“This role has already been filled, but since you’re here…” That’s what the recruiter said after 27 minutes of smiling politely through a...

Is it weird that every time I have a Zoom panel interview, I already know what question’s coming next? Like, not in a “Wow, he’s...

You ever had one of those dreams that felt so real, you woke up confused? Not the ones where you’re flying, being chased, or somehow...

You ever been in a Zoom interview where they ask you to “describe a time you demonstrated leadership”—and all you can think about is the...

I’ve reached that stage of the job search where I’m no longer entirely sure what’s real and what’s just LinkedIn-induced hallucination....

Job applications in 2025 are no longer about résumés. Those are just the opening credits. The real application? It’s a three-act play, a...

My newsfeed isn’t a feed anymore — it’s a fully operational crime board. It all started with a blurry video clip of the CEO of a major...

So apparently, we’ve entered a new era of job applications — the one where you no longer just submit your résumé, write a heartfelt cover...

Job hunting is starting to feel exactly like modern dating, except instead of looking for a soulmate to share sunsets and overpriced...

Interviews in 2025 aren’t with people anymore. Nope. Now we get chatbots. And not even the cute kind that might offer you a discount code...

My favorite TV show is The Office. And honestly? I don’t just watch The Office — I spiritually inhabit it. I’ve probably rewatched it so...

A while back, I had a Zoom interview that felt less like a professional meeting and more like a live taping of a workplace comedy pilot...

Absolutely. Here’s a different funny topic — the tragic love story between you and your alarm clock — exactly 2999 characters, no emojis:...

A while back I had an interview with a company, and I thought I was prepared for anything. I had my resume memorized forward and...

I decided to go to Home Depot to clear my mind from all the job rejections, ghosting, and the endless “We’ve decided to move forward with...

You ever notice that in a panel interview, there’s always one person — let’s call her Linda — who insists on sitting so close to the...

You ever had an interview so wild you felt like a raccoon rummaging through someone’s trash at 3 a.m.? I have. It started innocently...

Last month, I got an actual job offer email. Not a “we’ll circle back soon,” not a “we regret to inform you,” but a real offer. It had a...

A while back, I complimented my boss on his brand-new, gleaming, fresh-off-the-lot truck. You know the kind — it practically has that “I...

Fun fact: I apply for random jobs like I’m entering a radio sweepstakes. I’ll click “Easy Apply” on roles I don’t even fully understand....